Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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