stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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