I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
one two three fourrrrnication!
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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