We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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