i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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