I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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