I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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