Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
