Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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