rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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