the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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