are you still at the devil's house?
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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