She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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