what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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