Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you didnt know i had herpes?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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