Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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