Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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