You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
