new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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