Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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