The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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