please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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