So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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