I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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