i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
id be glad to
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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