at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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