i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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