You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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