can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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