yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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