so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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