I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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