I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
she looked like the before picture.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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