I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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