ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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