Already got asked if we're dating
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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