I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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