Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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