Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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