the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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