did you get engaged???
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
