I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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