All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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