I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
