just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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