He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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