id be glad to
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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