The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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