she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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