i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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