i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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