Don't you send me to vm
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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