I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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