GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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